Finance Explorer Mugs

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore business opportunities.'

My motto was 'Boldly going where no accountant has gone before."

Misadventure Capitalist

'Apples don't grow on trees you know.'

'Firstly-let's not raise our hopes too high...'

Mortgage Ability Test.

'Where did my husband hide his credit cards?'

'You need to diversify your portfolio by market cap, industry, country, galaxy and dimension.'

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Russia Money Laundering

Economy

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."