Mortgage Explorer Mugs

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Estate Agent Office

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

wealth investment

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Realty. Remember

'The financial advisor is here.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'