Loan Explorer Mugs

Man sees sharks circling behind The Friendly Loan Co. storefront window.

'And of course you have instant access to your money.'

Farmers and the Bank

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

At the market

A child runs an equity stand.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

wealth investment

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

Smart Bomb.

Bibliomaniac

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Falling in Love Over Books

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

loan

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

And your repayment period starts...Now!