Loan Navigator Mugs

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"Sure, I can get my dad to co-sign, no problem."

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"You are here"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Set sail