Funding Navigator Mugs

Projects and developers fighting over money.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"What are we doing wrong?"

I think I can...

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

On the road with the map of the human genome.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

"I'm applying for a grant to be able to apply for more grants."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"Senator, according to this report you've been

I merely wanted to read books.

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

Ben Bernanke

'Bad news. . . Things are too good to get any grant money.'

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'