High Yield Bonds Gifts

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

The day the stock market went UP.

Networking

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

wealth investment

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

High Jump

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

Daniel Craig caricature

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Daniel Craig.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."