High Yield Bonds Pillows

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

The day the stock market went UP.

Networking

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

wealth investment

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

High Jump

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"I want to switch all my municipal bonds into stocks, my stocks into T-bill and my T-bills into municipal bonds."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."