Bonding Over Bond Gifts

"Wait, let me guess, your name's Bond, James Bond."

The day the stock market went UP.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

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"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

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"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

50 Year Celebrations.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family