Bonding Advocate Gifts

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Others will fight for you

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Model Building

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Now this is a dog park!"

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

Daniel Craig.

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."