Corporate Bonding Gifts

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

The day the stock market went UP.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Networking

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Parade of Businessmen

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

D.I.Y with dad.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

wealth investment

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'He's a real high flyer!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."