Corporate Connector Gifts

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

'We can send a message around the world in a fraction of a second so why does it take so long to get through a quarter inch of human skull?'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Networking

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Uh-Oh..."

Parade of Businessmen

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

HR - Helping Relationships

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

My Dream Valentine

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Why am I running?

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."