Connector Gifts

Networking

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

HR - Helping Relationships

My Dream Valentine

Best Places to Retire

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'We have the same pinterest.'

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

A man and a woman click together.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Have your people friend my people.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

The Original Information Superhighway