Online Connector Gifts

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'How long have you been on Facebook?'

Who needs Life? I've got Facebook!

Man in pub puts on coat, saying to work colleagues: 'Must dash ... I want to spend some time on my social-networking sites.'

For every two new Facebook friends I add, one old one unfriends me. Gee, that's too bad, Al. Actually, it's an improvement.

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'Yes of course I have relationships. I text and tweet all the time, and have lots of Facebook friends.'

Join my network?

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Internet dating may become addictive....

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I realize this may be the dumbest thing I've ever said, everyone will see it, but I want to post it anyway.'

Status update...

Follow Me on Twitter

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Networking

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

HR - Helping Relationships

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"She looks just like in your photos."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"I still maintain an online presence."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."