Online Connectivity Lover Gifts

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

A Highly Networked Staff

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Online Dating for Dummies

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

Can't you just text me..?

'Male and Female He created them.'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.