Online Connectivity Lover T-Shirts

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

A Highly Networked Staff

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Online Dating for Dummies

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'Slow Connection'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Can't you just text me..?

Lovers greeting each other