Internet Lovers T-Shirts

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Information Macht Frei

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."