Cyber Lovers T-Shirts

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

cuPad

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Europa takes a selfie

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Online marriage ceremony.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Romance"

Online Dating for Dummies

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

The Joy Of Txt...

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Strategies that will always work

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'We were matched by computer.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Cyber Love

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Can't you just text me..?

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.