Cyber Lovers Pillows

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

cuPad

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Europa takes a selfie

Online marriage ceremony.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Online Dating for Dummies

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Romance"

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Strategies that will always work

Cyber Love

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'We were matched by computer.'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Can't you just text me..?

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.