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"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Europa takes a selfie

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.