Web Lovers Prints

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Europa takes a selfie

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."