Internet Lover Prints

'I'm sorry, Steven, but I've met someone else who can give me everything you can, plus free Wi-Fi.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

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They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

'Darling, we've been virtually dating for some time now, and I'd like you to be my cyber wife.'

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

"The bad news is we had to remove one of your lungs. The good news is we replaced it with a wireless hotspot."

"Try 'gr8food'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Bring out yer books!'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Moon Lander

Current location

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."