Internet Lover Mugs

'I'm sorry, Steven, but I've met someone else who can give me everything you can, plus free Wi-Fi.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

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'Darling, we've been virtually dating for some time now, and I'd like you to be my cyber wife.'

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

"Try 'gr8food'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Bring out yer books!'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Moon Lander

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Current location

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"