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"Two bars—how about you?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

A Highly Networked Staff

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

The Painting Channel

"I'm on the haywain."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Lovers greeting each other

'Slow Connection'

'Male and Female He created them.'

'That's New.'

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'