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"Two bars—how about you?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

A Highly Networked Staff

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

The Painting Channel

"I'm on the haywain."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Lovers greeting each other

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'Male and Female He created them.'

'Slow Connection'

'That's New.'