Online Networking Gifts

'So I looked at your Facebook page...oh man...there's no way you're getting this job!'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'Talk about unpopular...I just rejected a friend request from myself.'

'I never realized how boring you were until I started following you on Twitter.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'I have two facebook accounts. In one of them I have my friends and cool people. In the other I have my parents.'

Be sure to like us on social media.

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

The Power of Social Media: 'Lady Gaga has NOT switched to a career as a fighter in mixed martial arts!'

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Modern Art

"On the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog because I use a cat profile pic."

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'Follow me, tweet me, poke me, link-me-in and treat me like the textual deviant I am.'

'We're finally part of the world wide cobweb.'

"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.

Begging for Upvotes

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"I said, 'Don't mess with me, Mother, I have friends on the Internet!'"

Internet aggressiveness

"I post therefore I am."

Social Media

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"It was nice for his online friends to turn up!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Twitter and Facebook have joined forces to create a social network for idiots.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'Cheer up babe, there's worse things than being unfriended on Facebook!!'

Myspace then and now.

"I still maintain an online presence."

All my mommy's imaginary friends are on something called "Facebook."

Lance, why did you unfriend me on Facebook after pestering me to be your Facebook friend in the first place? Facebook said I reached my friend limit, so I had to dump somebody in order to accept a friend request from Jessica Alba.