Cyber Connector Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Networking

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

The Original Information Superhighway

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

church

Europe and TTIP

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.