Cyber Connector Gifts

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

My email account is out. I leave everything to my family,. You're being dramatic. This is how it all ends. First your account has some glitch. Then you try to contact technical support. But on the tech support website it says, If you're having problems with your account, send us an email. I can't I have no email. So call them. First, they have no number. Second, I don't use the phone. That's old-school Emails to and from my friends and family bounce back. People can't reach me. I miss important

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Networking

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'We have the same pinterest.'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Have your people friend my people.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

The Original Information Superhighway

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

church

"Have we e-met before?"