Cyber Connection Gifts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

Human empathy

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

Yin and Yang Hug