Customer Connection Gifts

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Networking

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Target your customer.

Direct Marketing...

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"We can't make the perfect product, but with a little luck and a lotta data, we can make the perfect customer."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"