Internet Connectivity Gifts

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"We need an internet service that's faster than our bad news."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Wifi in Hell

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I.T. Fear

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'