Internet Connect Gifts

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Digital Fomo!

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

The World Wide Web.