Internet Connect Mugs

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

I.T. Fear

The World Wide Web.

Obsession with the Internet.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

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