Internet Connection Seeker Mugs

'I met a girl online, but we didn't click.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Desert wifi

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Need Wi-Fi

'Internet access... internet access....'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

"I'm next time I spring for the personal Wi-Fi hotspot..."

Free Wifi

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Unplugged.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

Symbiotic Connections

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'