Internet Gifts

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"Bad dog! What'd I say about relying on the Internet for medical advice?"

'Visit my website.'

'Chat room or cat room?'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Globalization means when your e-mail account is full with spam from countries you've never heard of...'

"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

"I think there's more to cyber security than hiding your laptop under the bed."

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."

Unsocial Networking.

'You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I downloaded it all from the internet.'

'I've tried to tell Stuart he's over-loading himself with too much information but...'

"I don't care what it said on the internet, you are not anorexic"

'Nine hours in a row on the internet! Do you think that's good for your computer?'

'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'It's something so rare, Google doesn't know.'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."