"I don't want to visit Father Christmas! I want to visit Bill Gates!"
The Internet Gifts
Searching for a gift that taps into the digital age? Explore our range of products inspired by the internet — from humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Ideal for anyone who spends time online, loves memes, or simply appreciates digital culture. These items blend humor and personality, making each gift a clever nod to modern life.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
Lynching on social media
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"
'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
Moses on the web
Right click for yes...
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'
Evolution.
This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
Wifi in Hell
"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."
Likes: $2.
"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
'Homepage Sweet Homepage'
The Internet Gifts Collection
The Internet Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for internet lovers—humorous, clever, and designed to make each coffee break a moment of fun.
The Internet Pillows
Check out our fun and quirky pillows that showcase internet humor and digital passions—great for adding personality to any space.
The Internet Prints
Discover art prints inspired by internet trends—perfect for decorating a room with a touch of web culture and wit.
The Internet T-Shirts
Browse our wide range of t-shirts that celebrate internet culture with humor and style—ideal for anyone who lives online.