The Internet Pillows

"I don't want to visit Father Christmas! I want to visit Bill Gates!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Evolution.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'