Surfing The Internet Pillows

'You know the rules, no surfing without a lifeguard watching over you.'

"Someone out there loves me."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Silver Surfer.

'You have a checkered history, Nell!'

Wife to husband about computer: 'Only you, honey, could get jet lag from the internet.'

Cosmic!

Surfing the net

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Next Website Please.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Obsession with the Internet.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Trick or Tweet

Man doing a search on a computer

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'