Surfing The Internet Prints

'You know the rules, no surfing without a lifeguard watching over you.'

"Someone out there loves me."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Silver Surfer.

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. So what, loser? So? According to Wikipedia, you're now a convicted felon who holds the world record for stinkiest armpit. That's the first thing that shows up now whenever anyone searches for "Sadie Cohen." Oh no, people I'll never meet and who I don't give a !@#$ about may think poorly of me. However will I cope? Spoken just like a felonious stink-pit.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'You have a checkered history, Nell!'

Wife to husband about computer: 'Only you, honey, could get jet lag from the internet.'

Cosmic!

Surfing the net

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Next Website Please.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

"You've got computer-breath."