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"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Because it doesn't suddenly develop a headache. That's why!

Modern Day Alice in Wonderland.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Trick or Tweet

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Silver Surfer.

allovertheplace.com

"In da house"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."