Surfing The Web Pillows

Hmmm... Listen to this: Says here, males think about pollination every 7 seconds. Is that true, Clifford?... Clifford?

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The Internet really helps with my dieting. When I busy surfing the web I have no time to surf the refrigerator shelves.'

"Myherd.com?"

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'I can surf the world with my internet glasses, I just can't see where I am!'

World tour of web pages.

Surf and turf

Computer fun

,Chrome Sweet Chrome

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Trick or Tweet

Man doing a search on a computer

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'