Internet Browsing Gifts

"That's not what it says on the Web."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I've already diagnosed myself on the web but I thought I'd come in for a second opinion.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'Under privacy rules, I can't tell you anything about your condition. You'll have to find out yourself from a medical web site.'

Internet is a window on the world.

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Okee-dokey... Let's just see how your diagnosis and treatment plan compare to what webMD.com has to say...'

Internet Addiction

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."

'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'And quit telling me to get a life. You know perfectly well it's too late for that.'

'She purchases all of her supplies online. She does all her schmoozing in chat rooms. she downloads all her jokes from the web. She has no need to deal with salesmen.'

Gaggle - A search engine for geese

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

Woman searching internet for info about her MP.

'Don't you dare 'unfriend' me, Frank, I'm your wife!'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'He's been looking for a job for days. He hopes to find it on Facebook.'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Why do we have to go to school every day? Why can't we look things up on Google?