Online Browsing Gifts

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Pop up begger.

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Man looks at saucy pictures on the internet, saying to wife: 'This is 'me time', OK?'

"Oh wow! I'm getting RSI of the eyes!"

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"Of course the airbag would only be activated if he was looking at some girlie site."

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Man doing a search on a computer

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Travelogue

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'