Online Search Gifts

Questions Online

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Ask your computer.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Pop up begger.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

The Little Search Engine That Could.

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper