Internet Searcher Gifts

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

Travelogue

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Online Shopping.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Giggle.

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"It looked different on the internet."