Search Seekers Gifts

Falcon finds Waldo

"I, TikTok."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Bring me some more power.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Glass Ceiling

Desert wifi

Down With Wikipedia

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Robot about to eat a battery

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

"Why are we here?"

Control in the workplace.

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...