Cyber Seeker Gifts

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Overjumpers

Obsession with the Internet.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Wikipedia...

"So who is this First pet?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Desert wifi

Computer Life

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Spelling a newspaper

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

CIA Recommended TVs

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."