Cyber Seeker Pillows

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Overjumpers

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Wikipedia...

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"So who is this First pet?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Life

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Spelling a newspaper

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Desert wifi

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

CIA Recommended TVs

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.