Info Seeker Pillows

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

Wikipedia...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Booster shots

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'