Info Seeker Prints

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

Wikipedia...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Do your research!

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Back to school.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Booster shots

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

The intellectual.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Screen Time vs Book Time