Internet Seeker Pillows

"Alright, I'll try again next year... you know, one of these days you'll wake up and say, 'Why don't I have DSL?!'"

Distance Learning

Desert wifi

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Wikipedia...

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Down With Wikipedia

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Spelling a newspaper

"It looked different on the internet."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Enough EBAY already!'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."