"Alright, I'll try again next year... you know, one of these days you'll wake up and say, 'Why don't I have DSL?!'"
Internet Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the internet seeker in your life? Discover humorous and charming items designed to delight those who love exploring online worlds, searching for knowledge, or simply can't resist browsing the web. Our collection features clever designs perfect for anyone fascinated by the digital universe, combining wit and personality to make their online adventure even more fun. Whether for a birthday, a special treat, or just because, these gifts are crafted to match their curiosity and love of all things internet.
Distance Learning
Desert wifi
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
Wikipedia...
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!
'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'
Spelling a newspaper
Down With Wikipedia
Where the hell did you get that brain ?
The Wiki Man.
"It looked different on the internet."
The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click
When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!
'Enough EBAY already!'
People told me virtual dating was safe!
"It's just not the same."
'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'
'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'
"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"
Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!
'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'
"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'
Unplugged.
"I'm googling which rock to pick."
'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'
Internet Seeker Gifts Collection
Internet Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of internet seeker mugs, featuring clever designs that celebrate their love for digital adventures. Find the perfect mug today!
Internet Seeker Pillows
Discover our pillows for internet lovers, blending humor and coziness to brighten up any room with their digital enthusiasm.
Internet Seeker Prints
Browse our prints dedicated to internet seekers, perfect for decorating and showcasing their love for the online universe.
Internet Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for internet seekers, with witty graphics and comfortable fits ideal for anyone passionate about online exploration.