Cyberseeker Gifts

"I think it's a computer virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Wikipedia...

"Careful! He knows computers."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

Desert wifi

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Spelling a newspaper

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Down With Wikipedia

Computer Life

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

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